The Terminator: The Musical
								
									★★★★								
								“It will not stop until we are all dead. Which is a shame.”
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Bi-sexual Bagel Emporium
								
									★★★★								
								As tasty as your first drunken kiss - 4 stars
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Thomas The Tank
								
									★★★★★								
								A funny and moving little play about the hazards of ball games.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Windows 98: The Musical
								
									★								
								This Musical Will Steal Your Personal Data - 1 star
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Dennis Battenberg  1931 - 2020
								
									★★★								
								Wish I could give him 3.5 stars
							 
						 
											
							
							
								The Sausage Dog
								
									★★★★								
								This is a brilliant brilliant show, and I say that without reservation. I can't think why I didn't give it 5 stars
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Oxford English Dictionary 3rd Edition
								
									★★								
								As they say in the new English…Not good book. Make eyes hurt.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								A Date with Sally Giles
								
									★								
								Sally Giles - A lovely Person, but she should never eat in Public - 1 green tinged star
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Los Viejos Cubanos: Party like it’s 1919
								
									★★★★								
								See them before they're all dead. Which could be quite soon.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Chicken Villa
								
									★★★★								
								A daring new chicken shop pushing the boundaries of chicken products you can safely eat from a bucket.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								The Tiny Feet
								
									★★★								
								Not for all, especially people that don't like singing - but if you LOVE singing then this is the show for you. Definitely. But you have to really really love singing 
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Undeniable Cock That Everyone Hated
								
									★★								
								A clever man - but a true cock.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Dawn French: French Dawn
								
									★								
								If ever there was a reason for revolution, this is it.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Feet Tidying with David Duchovney
								
									★								
								Duchovney is simply the cherry on the top of the foot-shaped cake. A wonderful show for untidy-footed-adults.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Ahoy Treacle!
								
									★★★★★								
								A triumph of privilege over comedy. Well worth the £58 ticket price.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Wankers – variety show. Tales of wanking.
								
									★								
								Better off save the money and have a quiet night in.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Help! I can’t get my penis out of this thing!
								
									NO STARS								
								As we leave the theatre, Marcus is being seen-to by a few members of the St Johns Ambulance in an embarrassing silence.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								You are Gay
								
									★★★★								
								This is a truly life-changing show and I recommend it to everyone. 
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Spanish Graphs
								
									★★★								
								A thrilling combination of dance and maths.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Jesus Christ – a story
								
									★★★★								
								I’ve never seen a show that is better suited for children. I can imagine this is going to be very popular - even with some adults. Wonderful.
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Shane Bewilder’s temple of hypnosis
								
									★★★★★								
								Has anyone seen my wallet?
							 
						 
											
							
							
								Autopsy - live
								
									★★★★								
								A wonderful show for all the family - except maybe elderly relatives.